Absolute boosty combos up in the place here. Serious sheuxsss grandstanding from two obvious T&S aficionados. Non-brand nylon trousers vs M&S jeans.

(Yes, I know, “you did say it’s jeans and sheuxsss only!”)

Vendor Pretender.

Ennnter selecta.

I was out of town again this weekend visiting some business partners in the dry goods industry. On my return journey I stopped off in a pub while waiting for the train.

The pub was jam packed full of characters, several of which I got chatting to outside. Just as I finished my pint, and was about to leave, I spotted a Single Legged Wannabe Archetypal and Sports Flip Flop combo making its way outdoors for a snout; for the uninitiated, this type of combo is ultra, ultra rare, and you’d be extremely lucky if you saw just one during your adult lifetime. In my thirty-something years I have seen TWO, and may I add that’s not down to pure luck, it’s a result of knowing what I’m looking for and making a deliberate effort of being in the right place at the right time.

When I hopped on the tube this morning I looked around at all the people reading their papers, staring at the sports headlines of yet another tennis match. And little did they know that only a few days previous, somewhere in the atmospheric calm of London’s borders, another event was taking place, an event far more significant than a couple of fellas hitting a yellow ball about. We must remember that not everyone can afford to get into Wimbledon, but they can enjoy award-winning jeans and sheuxsss photography on my blog, for free, anytime they wish. If given the choice, I know what I would choose.

Hello readers, I trust you’re well and enjoying this spell of fine weather we’re having. I’ve been outside on my balcony quite a lot, listening to records and sipping Pina Coladas while eating cheese on toast with the football on in the background. If you are into cheese on toast then I recommend using a good quality white loaf as it does make all the difference. I also place sliced onions and a spread of butter under my cheese as it improves the overall taste. Once the bread has been toasted I then melt the cheese (strong cheddar only) under the grill and finish with some Lea & Perrins on top. For anyone based outside of the UK who might be reading this, here is the Wikipedia entry for Lea & Perrins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lea_%26_Perrins.

Now that we’ve cleared that up, today I am showcasing an absolute banger for you. I’m the first selector to own this combo and had it cut to 17” acetate to ensure I’m the only one who can play it. I have some specially designed Technics which can house any record up to 17” so that is why I got this dubplate cut to that size.

I was lucky enough to be passed the track during my recent talk at the Jeans & Sheux Global Security Summit in Belgrade, which happens every 3 years around mid June. It’s a fantastic event, lots of valuable information and advice being shared among some of Europe and Africa’s leading J&S enthusiasts. This year I noticed some delegates from Latin America present. They’ve been campaigning for less regulation on jeans and sheuxsss for several years and told me they’re on the brink of something big happening, which is obviously welcome news.

Standard Operating Procedure.

"The term standard operating procedure, or SOP, is used in a variety of different contexts, including healthcare, aviation, engineering, education, industry, and military. And Jeans and Sheuxsss."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_operating_procedure

Extremely hard to find dubplate on show here. Very untypical 3 o’clock pose inna jeans and sheuxsss styleee. Oh my gosh etc. 

I’m afraid I can’t divulge too much because only a couple of selectors are currently in possession of it. People had been pestering me for a white label version but I got annoyed by the whole affair so threw my phone in the Hornsey Reservoir.

Extremely hard to find dubplate on show here. Very untypical 3 o’clock pose inna jeans and sheuxsss styleee. Oh my gosh etc.

I’m afraid I can’t divulge too much because only a couple of selectors are currently in possession of it. People had been pestering me for a white label version but I got annoyed by the whole affair so threw my phone in the Hornsey Reservoir.

As some of you may of heard, Jeans and Sheuxsss went on a brief expedition to Germany recently, a country not that well known for combos but still a place with an obvious sheuxsy attitude. I’m back now though so won’t rabbit on about what a wonderful time I had.

Every week I get many reader submissions sent in, either via Twitter or through email. Most of them are pretty shit to be honest, but every now and again you come across some gold. I received a few photos of this combo the other week and suffice to say was very happy indeed. The person who took these photos has clearly done their homework on what Jeans and Sheuxsss is all about. So, big ups of epic proportions to D.O’C for dropping absolute science on the rest of the class.

J&S track of the month: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgxl4Nl19xM. Unthinkably good.

Terrific little outdoors combo here, caught on camera near a train station last week. The J&S wearer was obviously on a day trip somewhere. If I remember correctly it rained later that evening and as I was doing the washing up I chuckled to myself, “I’m glad that J&S wearer had his umbrella with him.”

A quick note about the sheuxsss. From the top photo you can’t really see how piss poor the stitching is, so to make life easier I’ve zoomed in on a section of it which you can now see more clearly in the bottom photo.

Cashew Nut Creux. 

Have you seen this combo before? I have. This particular one was spotted by my friend at someone’s birthday party over the bank holiday weekend, but I’ve been to plenty of birthdays myself and have seen near identical jeans and sheuxsss combos. 

Although run of the mill combos like this aren’t particularly hard to come by, that doesn’t mean you’ll find them everywhere. A good number of people make the mistake of branding anything they see a “J&S combo!” but that is what separates the experts (me) from the laymen (you). For example, due to some funding from several paramilitary groups I happen to know, Jeans and Sheuxsss Holdings LTD has devised a rigorous mental test which can measure if you merely appreciate jeans and sheuxsss, if you know about jeans and sheuxsss, or if you are supremely gifted and capable of schooling lesser persons on jeans and sheuxsss. 

As of this afternoon, nearly 865,000 people have enrolled themselves to take the test. I can’t say for certain when I’ll find the time to begin testing each of them, but when I do eventually get some results back I will let you know. 

If you wish to sign-up for the test then you can do so via our third party website: https://ultimatementaltest2014.net. I have instructed my administration department to cap the number of sign-ups to 1,500,000 so do strongly advise you put your application in before Monday morning.

Cashew Nut Creux.

Have you seen this combo before? I have. This particular one was spotted by my friend at someone’s birthday party over the bank holiday weekend, but I’ve been to plenty of birthdays myself and have seen near identical jeans and sheuxsss combos.

Although run of the mill combos like this aren’t particularly hard to come by, that doesn’t mean you’ll find them everywhere. A good number of people make the mistake of branding anything they see a “J&S combo!” but that is what separates the experts (me) from the laymen (you). For example, due to some funding from several paramilitary groups I happen to know, Jeans and Sheuxsss Holdings LTD has devised a rigorous mental test which can measure if you merely appreciate jeans and sheuxsss, if you know about jeans and sheuxsss, or if you are supremely gifted and capable of schooling lesser persons on jeans and sheuxsss.

As of this afternoon, nearly 865,000 people have enrolled themselves to take the test. I can’t say for certain when I’ll find the time to begin testing each of them, but when I do eventually get some results back I will let you know.

If you wish to sign-up for the test then you can do so via our third party website: https://ultimatementaltest2014.net. I have instructed my administration department to cap the number of sign-ups to 1,500,000 so do strongly advise you put your application in before Monday morning.

Archetypal X: A Milestone.

I feel very proud today.

Archetypal X: A Milestone.

I feel very proud today.